My favorite sing-song along song (hehe):
Buffy the Musical: Once More With Feeling
I'll never tell...
By: Xander(in black) and Anya(in red) [both in blue]
This is man that I plan to entangle,
Isn't he fiiiine?
My claim to fame was maim and to mangle,
Vengenance was miiiine.
But I'm out of the biz,
The name I made I'll trade for his.
The only trouble is......
I'll never tell.
She is the one,
She's such wonderful fun, such passion and grace.
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight....
Embrace! Tight embrace!
I'll never let her go,
The love we've known can only grow,
There's just one thing that.....
No. I'll never tell.
Cause there's nothing to tell.
He snores
She wheezes
Say "housework" and he freezes!
She eats the skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.
I talk, he breezes
She doesn't know what "please" is.
He penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
The viiiibe gets kind of scary...
Like she thinks I'm ordinary.
Like its all just temporary
Like he toes are kinda hairy...
But its all very well,
Cause God knows, I'll never tell.
When things get rough he,
Just hides behind his Buffy,
Now look he's getting huffy,
Cause he knows that I know!
She clings,
She's needy,
She's also really greedy
She nev...
His eyes are beady!
This is my verse hello?
She...
Hey look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
You know
You're quite the charmer.
My knight in armor.
You're the cutest of the Scoobies,
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet supple...
Tight embrace!
He's swell.
She's sweller.
He'll always be my feller.
Thats why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified.
I've read this tale,
There's wedding then betrayal,
And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide!
I've lied,
I said its easy,
I've tried...
But theres these fears I can't quell.
Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Will our lives become too stressful, if I'm never that successful?
Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?
Am I crazy?
Am I dreamin'?
Am I marryin' a demon?
We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell.
So thank God I'll never tell.
I swear that I'll never tell.
My lips are sealed.
I take the fifth.
Nothing to see,
Move it along.
I'll never...
Tell!